(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time.
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I read this book.
It says, a good leader needs to have character.
Right.
- Be convincing... / - Right.
And be understanding.
So I mixed those 3 traits together!
DJ Mix, drop the beat.
Character, understanding, convincing...
Character, understanding, convincing!
Char-un-con.
Wow! Char-un-con!
A $10 bill!
Char-un-con!
It's mine!
Unexpected, char-un-con!
Everyone!
Char-un-con!
- Char-un-con. / - Lucky you.
Teacher, and another thing...
I got my interior done at home and it's really classy.
- It's exotic. / - Okay.
- It's medieval-style... / - Alright.
- And I even got a vase. / - Really?
So I mixed those 3 things together!
DJ Mix, drop the beat.
Medieval, exotic, vase...
Medieval, exotic, vase!
Med-ex-vase.
What are you looking at?
Leave me alone! Med-ex-vase.
Such a show-off, med-ex-vase.
Everyone!
Med-ex-vase!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who came up with Kakao Talk?
What's wrong with Kakao Talk?
I keep getting messages!
I decided to sleep in until noon on a weekend.
I woke up at 8:30!
How bothersome. I'll go back to sleep.
I got curious!
Gosh, I'm so popular.
Who is it on a weekend morning?
It's an invite to a mobile game!
Since I'm up early, I'll listen to some music.
The alerts are in the song!
Who is this?
Oh! It's my boss at work.
My boss gave me work to do on the weekend!
"Chief Kim is the worst. I hope he dies."
I sent it to my boss!
What do I do now?
"I'm sorry, chief."
Emoji.
I sent the wrong emoji!
Who invented Kakao Talk?
Alright, go sit down.
I'll be back again next time!
Alright, good job, Mr. Toto.
So, who wants to talk next?
- What the... / - So seductive.
Who are you?
Hello.
As you can see,
I almost became the hottest woman to all men.
Ah, too bad.
I'm Aggabi.
Aggabi, what brings you here?
Well, this month,
I could've married my crush.
Ah, too bad.
Why couldn't you marry him?
We went to see a movie on our blind date.
First, the one that picked out the movie...
Was him.
The one that paid was, of course... Me.
We saw a romantic movie...
Separately.
It was a shame to say good-bye after the movie,
so we went out for drinks.
My idea.
We went to a really expensive bar.
His idea.
And then there was a lot of heavy drinking.
Separately.
Teacher, isn't this a sign that he wants me?
We could've ended up married fast.
Ah, too bad.
I'm craving some wine today.
Aggabi.
I know a nice wine bar.
Looking terrible today...
Not at all! You look pretty!
No, you do.
What's wrong with how I look?
People badmouth you behind your back
because you dress like this.
Who does?
I do.
I'm angry now!
Sorry. How about going for drinks to feel better?
Alright!
Separately.
Go sit down.
- Sit. / - Okay.
I'm going to.
Aggabi!
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
If I'm ever wronged, I'll get them back tenfold.
I'm the king of revenge. I'm Oh Gihwan.
Who are you going to get revenge on?
- This sweater! / - What?
I put my sweater on after a long time and...
Shock!
It attacked me with static electricity.
It almost electrocuted me to death.
I'm going to get revenge on this sweater.
How?
Hold still.
- Why are you tying the arms? / - No.
Why did you do that to me?
Answer me.
Lift your head up and say something!
Were you really trying to kill me?
I've been removing lint from you for 7 years!
Were you really trying to kill me?
You won't answer? Fine.
You!
You're always so confident
because you were painstakingly knitted
by an Italian master craftsman.
How about I painstakingly take you apart?
How does that feel?
How does it feel as your lifeline gets shorter?
What should I make with this?
Gloves? A scarf?
No. How about a dish rag?
Let me start knitting!
Stop it. You'll ruin the sweater.
Fine. I'll let you live.
You!
I'm sure you loved it when I washed you like a VIP
in a high-end washing machine.
All that is over now.
Now you're going in...
Here!
How does it feel?
Come here!
You're going in head-first!
Hold on.
What is this?
"This sweater must be washed separately."
You must be out of your mind.
Say hello.
I have some friends you're going to be washed with!
Time to wash these clothes!
Get over here!
Why did you do that to me?
I only wore you on special occasions!
Please stop this and go sit down.
I will get my revenge!
Alright, good job.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to be a bus driver.
I'll totally have swag as I drive the bus.
How are you going to drive a bus?
First, I'll let the passengers get on.
Beep. Swag-student.
Beep. Swag-transfer.
What? You're afraid I'll get into an accident?
Don't worry.
It's going to swag-film everything.
With this swag-dashboard camera.
This is the CD bus swag.
And I'll do a commercial with this bus handle.
What kind of commercial?
This handle should be great.
Hold onto the handle if you don't want to fall.
But not you.
You can hold my hand.
What? You don't want to?
Then you're going to ♪ Slip, slip, slip ♪
♪ It's painful, painful ♪
If you want to hold my hand instead of the handle...
Follow, follow me.
Alright, good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today, Seongwon.
- Alright. / - Okay.
Today, I'll talk about various snacks.
- There's candy. / - Candy.
- There's taffy. / - Taffy.
And this western jelly.
Why is that western jelly?
You've never heard of it?
I saw you buy this at the convenience store.
One western jelly please.
No, you said the proper term.
- No. / - I heard it.
- Just say it. You know this. / - Seongwon!
- Don't! / - What did you call it earlier?
- Don't say it! / - Don't!
- No! / - Don't!
- Don't! / - Don't!
Chocolate!
C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E!
Chocolate!
Belgium dark chocolate.
Cinnamon rice crisps and blueberry white chocolate.
Chocolate coat.
Choc-squatting jumps.
"Once Upon a Time in Chocolate."
So Jisub of "I'm Sorry, I Love You."
What about him?
Do you want to eat with me?
Or do you want to die-chocolate?
That's the end of class!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(How Awkward 1)
- Wow, pork hocks! / - Yeah.
Pork hocks go perfect with soju.
Mom, how about some pork hocks with soju?
How awkward.
She's in high school.
Have you lost your mind?
Why haven't you been studying these days?
I know you got your report card. Show me.
Oh, man.
You're such a pain...
Geez, I knew it.
How awkward.
She got all As.
Well...
So what if you get good grades?
You never listen and you always make me mad!
You make me so upset!
Stop it!
All you do is get mad, which is why she misbehaves!
A parent has to do more than just yell!
How awkward.
This is my little brother.
- You stay out of this! / - What?
You two are the same.
Hey! You're talking back to your mother?
- Dear. / - Dad!
Mom keeps yelling at me!
You think I'm yelling for no reason?
- Your diary. / - What is it?
What do you call this?
"I'm sick of this house. I want to leave this place."
What's this about? What is this?
How awkward.
That's my diary.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(How Awkward 2)
Hey! Why are you guys so down?
Is it because we lost yesterday's game?
You win some, you lose some.
Cheer up.
How awkward.
We lost because of him.
- We lost because of you. / - That's not true.
- It's your fault! / - Hey.
You're on the same team. Stop fighting.
We can't place the blame on one person.
Let's do a cheer.
- 1, 2, 3. Let's go! / - Let's go!
How awkward.
He's on the other team.
Fooled you!
Ow, my leg!
Are you okay?
Team doctor!
Just a moment.
Let me spray you.
Does that feel better?
Yes, it does now.
How awkward.
This is just mist.
My leg hurts again!
I'm sorry! Let me bring medicine!
Okay.
They're up by 2 points
with 10 seconds left.
The fate of our team lies on this shot!
Alright!
Shoot!
How awkward.
I took too much time talking.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(Crazy Convenience Store)
Hello.
- I'd like to pay for these chips. / - Sure.
That'll be $3.
Hey, it's $3.
What? You pay.
I paid last time.
What are you talking about? I paid.
- I paid. / - I paid!
- I paid! / - I paid!
- I paid! / - Hey.
- Let's decide through a game. / - Fine.
We'll do potato chips since we're buying some.
- Potato... / - Chips.
- Potato... / - Excuse me! Excuse me!
Can you come back once you decide?
- Okay, we'll get going. / - Alright.
- Let's... / - Go.
Gosh, it's already 2 a.m.
So tiring.
Hello!
This man that smiles at me at 2 a.m.
I know he's been waiting for me.
This man is into me.
- Let me ring you up. / - Yes.
This is buy one, get one free. You get one more.
Why would he offer me a freebie?
I'll take one...
And for the other... I want you!
What?
Me and you.
What are you talking about, miss?
Would you like me to bag your stuff?
Why is he giving me the 2-cent bag for free?
This is illegal. I should report this.
Report what?
- Our marriage. / - What?
I want your thumb print.
What are you talking about, miss?
I was asking if you needed a bag.
2 cents for the bag.
This man is playing hard to get.
I never did anything like that.
- Can you ring up this gum? / - Sure.
Here you go.
Where's your trash bin?
- The trash? Throw it out there. / - Okay.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
You can't throw out outside trash in here.
Geez! You said I could!
Not all this stuff.
No, throw that out somewhere else.
Gosh, when will this shift end?
- You're paying. / - You're paying.
Excuse me! You still haven't decided?
It's over now.
- You're paying. / - You're paying.
Alright, I'll take your credit card.
Why is this thing so long?
- You're paying. / - You're paying.
- Excuse me! / - You're paying.
Can you come back after you decide?
- We'll be back in an hour. / - Sure.
- You're paying. / - You're paying.
- Can you ring this up? / - Sure.
Let me ring up these wet tissues.
- Just a moment. / - Yes?
Are these wet tissues really wet?
Of course. They're wet tissues.
I don't hear any water in here when I shake it.
- I don't believe it. / - What?
When did you get this?
About a week ago.
Wouldn't they dry up after a week?
It takes my laundry only 2 days to dry.
These are vacuum-sealed, so they wouldn't dry out.
Really?
Then wouldn't it rot from being wet for a long time?
What?
I feel like if I wipe my pits with these rotten tissues,
everyone will leave me because of the smell.
I feel like I'll end up alone, so I'm not buying this.
You don't want it?
Then I'll ring up this vitamin drink.
- Just a moment. / - Yes?
Is there really 1,000mg of vitamins in here?
Of course.
But this one has 500mg, but it's the same size.
How does this bottle have twice the vitamins?
I don't believe it.
It does have 1,000mg. It says right here.
It says this has 50 apples inside it.
I can't get a single apple to fit inside.
How can this have 50 apples in it?
There's no way I can believe that.
No, no.
It's 50 apples worth of concentrated vitamins.
If it's so rich in vitamins,
it's going to make my urine really yellow.
- And I'm wearing white underwear now. / - What?
I feel like my underwear will get yellow stains,
so I'm not buying this.
Alright. You can just leave then.
- I'll be back in yellow underwear. / - Alright, sure.
That was rude of me earlier.
Here you go.
Where can I eat?
You can eat over there.
- Food delivery! / - Right here.
Excuse me!
You can't order food in here.
Geez! You said I could eat here!
Geez! These people are crazy!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this electric toothbrush.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello! Keep your teeth clean!
That's right, people.
Yoo Minsang's electric toothbrush
can be connected to your smart phone.
So when you brush your teeth,
turn on our app and it'll tell you
the right way to brush your teeth.
How about I demonstrate?
I put my phone here and press the button.
- Brush your front teeth. / - Yeah, like this.
Brush your molars.
Clean your sneakers.
My sneakers...
- What? / - Brush your molars.
Brush my molars again?
That's dirty!
Both areas are dirty.
What are you talking about?
- So dirty! / - Stop that.
Let's bring in our tester, Kim Suyeong,
and see what he has to say.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Kim Suyeong the tester.
I'll show you how great Yoo Minsang's
electric toothbrush is for brushing your teeth.
First, before you brush your teeth,
you should have something to eat.
- That's why I'll have some chicken. / - Fine.
Let's just say this is right.
Alright. That's enough.
You should...
Now I'll brush my teeth.
Hold on! Hold on!
That's a piece of chicken!
I'm sorry. I was just joking.
- You were joking? / - Yes.
That's a fish cake bar!
It's just a joke.
Why are you joking around?
I'll brush my teeth for real this time.
You put ketchup on your rice?
- What are you doing? / - It's mine!
What are you doing?
Does he just come here to eat?
I bet you're just jealous.
- A bit. / - Alright.
Let us tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's electric toothbrush
has a spare battery, so you can use it for
a long time without it running out of power.
- Great. / - Allow me to show you.
This product is very advanced.
- This is the spare battery. / - Hold on.
- You plug it in... / - That spare battery...
And you use it like this.
It looks like you're playing a flute.
This battery lasts very long.
Amazing, isn't it? This is how you use it.
Is this even portable?
That's why it's surprising.
- Very surprising. / - Right?
And that's not all.
What's your biggest concern
when you use a toothbrush?
- Bacteria proliferating. / - That's right.
But with Yoo Minsang's electric toothbrush,
a coordinator will show up and...
- Disinfect your toothbrush. / - That's great!
We'll show you now.
Toothbrush cleaner!
It's fumigation day!
Fumigation! Fumigation!
Fumigation!
That's like a fumigation truck from the 1980s!
It's nice and clean now.
No, it's not!
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Come on out!
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 years old and I live in Dangsan.
Is Yoo Minsang's electric toothbrush
great for cleaning all of your teeth?
I'm not sure.
What?
Yoo Minsang's electric toothbrush has
a powerful motor that runs at 50 rotations per second.
But why didn't I use it?
This is what might come to mind
after hearing from me.
What comes to mind? Hey! What is it?
What comes to mind?
What was he going to say?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ I'm sick of mosquitoes these days ♪
♪ Everybody, use this mosquito spray ♪
When you need to kill mosquitoes...
Yoo Minsang's electric toothbrush.
Why are you talking about mosquitoes during winter?
It's winter... It's the wrong season.
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's leggings.
It's an electric toothbrush! Geez!
(Wronged)
This must be a great restaurant. Look at this line.
- I'm hungry. / - Hey.
- You're still single, aren't you? / - Yeah.
Want me to set you up with a guy?
- Really? Awesome! / - Look.
Yikes! This guy looks like a tool.
Who wears thick horn-rimmed glasses these days?
He has a perm too.
And he's wearing this lame checkered shirt.
This guy hasn't dated before.
That's not true...
Hi, mom. I'm about to eat.
And guys like this probably
call their mother about every little thing
like a mama's boy.
Got to go.
Customer 21.
- Come on in. / - Okay.
I should put my bag here
and use the bathroom.
Gosh... Would you hurry?
My legs are sore. Why aren't we eating at home?
Why did we have to come out?
I heard the food here is amazing.
- Have a seat. / - My legs...
- Ow, my legs. / - Oh, boy.
- Excuse me, ma'am. / - Yes?
I'm sorry, but can I just get my bag?
Oh!
You were here first, young man?
- Yes. / - We didn't know.
- Come sit here. / - Pardon?
No, sir. You should sit.
I don't want to cut in line.
And we don't want special treatment
just because we're elderly.
- Sit down. / - Please, sit. You should sit.
Just sit down.
I'm fine...
Ow, my legs.
My legs sure are killing me.
My legs...
Have a seat if your legs are sore, sir.
It's fine! Sit down.
- No, sir. You should sit. / - Sit down.
- You should sit, sir. / - Hey, hey!
- Hey! Hey! / - Yes? Yes?
I said to sit.
Why are you treating me like an old man?
I'm still very spry.
Have a seat.
Okay.
Dear.
I guess she can't hear me.
- Young man. / - Yes?
Tell this to my wife.
- Tell her what? / - That my legs are sore.
- Excuse me, ma'am. / - Yeah?
Your husband says his legs are sore.
Oh! He should've said so!
- Dear. / - Yeah?
Have a seat here.
You should take my seat, ma'am.
It's fine.
I'll sit down when it's our turn.
- Dear. / - Yeah?
Let's trade since you've been sitting for a while.
Come here and sit down.
- Goodness... / - Gosh...
Ow, my legs.
- Dear. / - Yeah?
We're going to order 2 bowls of noodles, right?
Order dough flakes.
You have to order at least 2 servings.
- Let's get knife-cut noodles. / - Dough flakes.
We're getting knife-cut noodles!
- Dough flakes! / - Noodles!
- Dough flakes! / - Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hey, you. Hey. / - Me, me, me?
- Yeah, you. / - Oh, me. Me.
- You. / - Yes, me.
- How many times did I call out to you? / - Right...
What do you think we should order?
- The dough flakes... / - Hey.
- Noodles are really... / - What?
- The dough flakes... / - Hey.
- The noodles... / - What?
Noodles with dough flakes?
What is that?
You know what? Sir...
You should just sit and decide on what to order.
I guess you feel uncomfortable with
an old man standing while you sit.
Then how about the three of us sit together?
- No. You sit down, sir. / - Let's sit together.
- You should sit, sir. / - Let's sit together.
- You should... / - Hey, hey, hey!
Yes, yes, yes?
What do you want me to do?
You don't want to sit together
and you don't want to sit by yourself.
I'm sorry.
Be good.
- Yes. / - Let's sit together.
Boy, my left leg sure hurts.
Oh, my right leg...
My left leg...
- My right leg... / - My left leg...
- You still haven't left? / - What?
Oh, dear...
We're out of ingredients,
so you'll have to come back next time.
I'm so sorry.
I told you we should've eaten at home.
- Young man. / - Yes?
- I bet you're hungry. / - I'm fine.
You're having dinner at our place.
I'm fine.
- It's okay. / - It's fine.
- I'm fine. / - Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
Can't you just do what I want for once?
- Let's have noodles at our place. / - Okay...
- We're having dough flakes. / - I said noodles!
- Dough flakes! / - Noodles!
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?
You decide what we're eating on the way.
Noodles or dough flakes.
- Come on. / - Why are you doing this to me?
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial going
for our Yummy Vitamin Drink?
Manger Jeong has it ready for viewing.
Let's go watch it.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked very hard on this Yummy Vitamin Drink...
Yeah, yeah.
You talk way too much.
Are you going to talk or show it to us?
- Let's watch it now. / - Okay.
Boy, I'm tired.
- Deputy Lee. / - Yeah?
You look so tired.
I worked overtime yesterday.
You should take care of your health.
This should give you some energy.
Yummy Vitamin Drink?
When you're fatigued...
- Yummy Vitamin Drink! / - Yummy Vitamin Drink!
How was that?
It's like a drama.
So boring.
Why didn't you make it 50 episodes?
What's hot these days?
Something fast with impact.
Something fast with impact?
I can do that. Let's watch.
Boy, I'm tired.
How much did that cost to film?
$30,000.
You made my $30,000 disappear in 5 seconds.
Are you a magician?
Forget about this.
- I'll invest some more money. / - Okay.
So make one that'll get through to the people.
- Oh, get through to the people! / - Yes.
- I can do that. Let's watch it now. / - Alright.
Boy, I'm tired.
- Deputy Lee. / - Yeah?
Have some of this.
It went right through me... Yummy Vitamin...
It really went through him!
Wow, that was amazing!
Yeah, it did go through him.
Want me to put this through you?
Should I?
What kind of commercial was that?
Change up the models.
Let's use some refreshing, cheerful
and famous models!
- A refreshing model! I can do that! / - Yeah.
- Let's watch it now. / - Good.
2, 3.
Eyes on me!
When we become one, everyone looks at us.
Hello, we're IZ*ONE!
- I'm Minju. / - I'm Wonyoung.
- I'm Yena. / - And I'm Chaeyeon!
I'm the center!
Hello.
I'm Juni, the 13th member of IZ*ONE.
Enjoy a vitamin drink that's as refreshing as I am
and be healthy!
- Yummy... / - Vitamin Drink!
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on...
Lower it, lower it, lower it...
Lower it, lower it, lower it.
Isn't this Kim Junho?
Is it that obvious?
Of course it is! This is Kim Junho!
I can smell the old man smell from here!
Why would you use Kim Junho here?
Do you have money to spare?
He said he'd invest if I put him in the commercial.
Return that money to him.
- I don't want to see Kim Junho again. / - Okay.
Alright then...
We have IZ*ONE.
We should do a commercial that
showcases their talents and skills.
- Oh, showcase their skills? / - Yes!
- I can do that. Let's watch it. / - Great!
♪ My heart is burning up ♪
Hold on.
I'm so tired.
- Aren't you guys? / - I am.
Hold on! We should drink Yummy Vitamin Drink.
Yummy Vitamin Drink!
Hey.
Why did I see Kim Junho again?
And why would you show burping?
That's Kim Junho's special skill.
Get rid of Kim Junho.
Let me be specific.
Just use idols. Only idols.
Make a commercial with just idols?
I can do that. Let's watch.
The favorite drink of IZ*ONE.
- Yummy... / - Vitamin Drink!
BTS loves it too.
- BTS! / - BTS!
- ♪ My vitamin tears ♪ / - ♪ Vitamin tears ♪
- ♪ My vitamin tears ♪ / - ♪ My vitamin tears ♪
2, 3.
- Hello! / - Hello!
We're BTSenior Citizens!
Hello.
I'm BTS's V's grandfather!
I'm Grandpa V!
I'm BTS's Jin's grandfather!
I'm Old Man Jin!
- Be like us! / - Drink Yummy Vitamin Drink!
- And live a long life! / - And live a long life!
You call that BTS?
Lower the curtain.
Lower it, lower it!
Can you autograph this for my daughter?
- Selfie. / - Selfie.
- I'm not doing this commercial. / - I have 3 girls.
Geez! I'm not doing this commercial!
You're so good at this.
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
Operator for car insurance.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong. Operator for this knitted dress
that'll keep you warm in the winter.
I'm Yang Seonil. Operator for a game console
with realistic graphics that will draw you in.
Buy some garlic.
6 cloves in a head.
Ma'am, this is fresh garlic,
so it can be a bit spicy if eaten raw.
- So before you eat it... / - Sign up for insurance.
It's very reliable.
I'll tell you what happens when an accident occurs.
First, check your dashboard camera...
- Step out of your vehicle and... / - Cover your neck.
The stretchy turtleneck will keep your neck
covered and warm.
Sir, it doesn't matter how much the plan pays.
Not getting injured is the most important thing.
When you're driving, you have to...
Play video games.
It's great at relieving stress.
And our gaming console doesn't overheat.
- After prolonged use... / - Sprouts start growing.
But our garlic doesn't grow sprouts.
Ma'am, are you making chicken soup?
Then stuff the chicken with ginseng,
jujubes and garlic.
- Then lastly... / - Put the dress on her.
Your daughter will love it too.
It really accentuates the figure.
It'll make her look very sexy.
- If your daughter wears it out, she'll... / - Be fined.
So make sure to renew your plan.
Ma'am, even if it's a minor accident,
you should visit the hospital.
- If you do... / - Your husband will love it.
I made one of my rooms into a gaming room too.
And you'll get surprised when you get our console.
- When you open the box... / - There's garlic in it.
Most Korean dishes use garlic.
Ma'am, this is great for blood circulation too.
- So if you eat it regularly... / - The wool comes off.
But not with our knitted dress.
Sir, buy our gaming console and with your friends...
- Put on a pretty dress... / - And make some kimchi.
- This is... / - A huge accident.
Ma'am, just call our insurance company.
No matter the size of the accident,
we have you covered.
My friend got into a minor fender bender recently
and the insurance came out to a lot.
It's nylon.
But our knitted dress is 100% wool.
Ma'am, you can eat our garlic raw
and your breath won't smell at all.
Try smelling your breath after eating imported garlic.
It's addictive.
That's how fun the games are.
And you can wash
our knitted dress at home.
Just massage it with some wool shampoo and...
Submerge it in soy sauce.
That's how you make pickled garlic.
Ma'am, please buy our knitted dress today.
If you buy today, to wash your dress...
We'll throw in engine oil.
To keep yourself warm...
We'll throw in a headset.
- And for earrings... / - We'll throw in black garlic.
Alright, ma'am...
Thank you for your purchase.
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang!
Oh, hello, Ms. Shin.
- Director Jang! / - Yes.
I heard our drama got 20% viewer ratings
last night, which is our highest yet.
Yes, yesterday was huge.
My goodness! Our drama is doing great.
Was my acting that good?
You weren't in yesterday's episode.
Hello, Director Jang.
- You're here, Taehun. / - Yes, hello.
Director.
I heard our drama got the highest in viewer ratings.
It's all thanks to you, Taehun.
I'm in trouble now.
I promised I'd get each of my fans a car
if we got good viewer ratings.
Cars? What do our ratings have to be?
72%.
You had no intention of getting your fans gifts.
- You two should rehearse. / - Okay.
Goodness... Taehun.
It's so nice to see you connect with your fans.
Is there any way for us to connect and be closer?
Well... You could join my fan club.
My goodness... Goodness...
- Is there something here? / - Yeah.
There's an invisible wall between us.
- My goodness... / - Oh...
Creak.
Ms. Shin, can you help me with my acting?
Sure, sure.
What's the scene for today?
It's a story about a guy that loves a girl
that was told that she's terminally ill.
Gosh, so she doesn't have much longer to live?
Yes.
What's wrong, Ms. Shin?
It sounds like my story.
Oh, I'm in character now!
- All of a sudden? / - Yeah.
- Let's get started then. / - Alright!
I'm here.
Why did you come?
I told you not to come here.
I don't want you to see me like this.
See you like what?
You look pretty.
Stop joking around!
Taehun, I'm going to tell you this again.
Forget about me and find someone new.
Alright.
If that's how you feel, Soyun...
I'll go find someone new.
Nice to meet you.
May I love you?
- I'm sorry. / - What is it?
What? What? What?
It's such a sad story
that I felt like my heart would break.
Your heart felt like breaking?
Then should I put it back together for you?
- It's fine now. / - Goodness...
Maybe it's his youth.
I get never-ending nose bleeds from picking my nose.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
- Can we try it again? / - Yeah, sure.
May I love you?
Hold on.
I don't kiss people I met for the first time.
I'm sorry.
Now we've already met.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
Hold it...
In the script, it says you cough up blood.
My goodness!
Silly me! I got a bit too into it.
I cough up blood?
Yes, you cough up blood, yet you're happy.
Goodness!
How do I happily cough up blood?
Like this?
- Yes, like that... / - Ms. Shin!
- Hi, Nami! / - Hi.
- Taehun, the director wants you. / - Really?
- Thank you, Ms. Shin. / - Taehun...
Taehun! Taehun!
- Gosh... / - Ms. Shin.
I'm sorry for being so late.
I got my nails done, but there were so many people.
Don't they look nice though?
Goodness... Why go somewhere so crowded?
You should've told me.
I could've just slammed the door on your fingers
and they'd look like this.
- Such a joker. / - It wasn't a joke.
But you look pretty today, Nami.
- Thank you. / - Now that's a joke!
Goodness...
Ms. Shin.
Can you help me with my acting?
Gosh! You're always hassling people!
Go ahead and run your mouth.
What are you doing?
Oh, please. Give me a break!
You think that's going to change anything?
Well...
My eye lashes tend to point downwards.
If I don't crimp them, they poke my eyes...
Ms. Shin, those were lines.
- Those were lines? / - Yes.
Goodness... Goodness, hey!
You sounded so disrespectful
that I got scared.
Goodness... That hurts my pride.
- Geez... Keep running your mouth. / - Yes.
What are you doing?
Oh, please. Give me a break!
You think that's going to change anything?
Miss...
Today is my daughter's...
Birthday.
So...
I told you a few months ago that I have to go out
for dinner, so I have to leave early today.
Hey, am I supposed to let you because you told me?
Fine then. Go. Go!
Leave and don't come back!
Miss...
You're so cruel.
Goodness...
I won't take this any longer.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you just see me stomp on your foot?
Goodness. Did I stomp on you that hard?
People might think I'm getting you back
for being so late from getting your nails done.
Goodness, young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me stomp on you several times?
Ms. Shin.
Hello, Mr. Tong. Long time no see.
- Come on. It's me. / - Oh, it's you. Sorry.
Ms. Shin.
- Yes, Director Jang. / - We want to give...
The viewers autographs from the cast.
So please autograph this poster.
Sure. I'll just sign right here.
There.
Alright.
- Goodness... / - What's this?
Goodness, my face...
I'm so sorry, Ms. Shin! I didn't do it on purpose.
It's okay. I'll just draw on your face!
- Get over here! / - Ms. Shin!
- Get back here! / - Ms. Shin!
(Used Goods)
I posted my watch on the used goods site.
Someone should call.
Wow, what a nice watch. I should call.
Hello?
- Hello? / - Yes?
I'm calling from the post I saw on used goods site.
- Oh, hello. / - Hi.
- Are you selling your watch for $100? / - Yes.
Question. It's hard to tell from the photo.
Is this watch in good condition?
It's practically new.
It's never been worn, so I'm charging $100.
Then can you put it on once
and give it to me for $50?
I wrote no negotiations.
Oh, you're right.
- Question. / - Yes?
- Is the watch waterproof? / - Of course.
It won't break even if it's underwater.
I plan on staying out of the water,
so can I have it for $50?
Stop playing games.
- No. I'm hanging up. / - Hello?
- Hello? Hello? / - What's his deal?
He won't budge. Let me call him again.
Hello?
Hey, man! Why don't you ever pick your phone up?
Who is this?
It's me.
Geez... What is it?
According to your use ID, you're a father of twins.
Will you give me a discount if I have twins too?
If you're a father of twins, I'll knock off $20.
Raising twins is very hard.
Do you have twin boys or twin girls?
- I'm still a bachelor. / - Man...
Then why would you ask if I'm a father of twins?
I was going to have twins
if you gave me the discount.
Geez... How about this?
I'll knock off $10. $90 including delivery.
If you want it, wire the money to Gag Bank 123456.
Nice! $90 including delivery.
What a deal! I wired you the money.
Yes, I got it. I'll send you the package.
Package delivery.
Nice!
I just made money. I'm getting an air purifier.
Oh, this is the one I'm looking for. Let me call.
A phone call.
Hello?
Hello? Are you selling the air purifier for $170?
Yes, that's right. $170.
I need...
Hello?
- Hello? / - I think you bought my watch earlier.
I did? Hold on...
Wow, the father of twins!
So we meet again!
What a coincidence. How about a discount?
Come on. I think we're a good fit.
Maybe I should slap you instead.
Geez...
Does the air purifier block out fine dust?
Of course. 100%.
It has a 3-layer filter.
Really? That's awesome.
I gave you a discount too. Can you knock off $20?
Alright. I'll send it to you without 2 filters.
Why would you remove 2 filters?
Why would you knock off $20?
Geez... This is nuts.
Alright, I'll trust you and buy it.
Can you throw in a little freebie?
A little freebie?
I'll throw in some fine dust.
Why would you throw in fine dust?
You're a very strange guy.
Nobody's going to buy that at $170!
It's too expensive!
Alright. Since nobody is going to buy it,
I'll sell it to someone else for $100.
Huh? Hello? Hello...
What's wrong with this guy?
(Wish)
Convict 5634.
Let's go.
Is today the day?
It looks like it.
Sorry I wasn't nicer to you.
No.
Thank you for all that you've done for me.
Thank you.
Alright.
This is your last time.
Tell me if there's anything you want to do.
I'd like some coffee...
One last time.
We're short on time.
But since it's the last time...
Let's get you some coffee.
Guard Kim, get him some coffee.
Yes.
This is instant coffee.
It's my last time...
Can I get what I usually get?
- What you usually get? / - Yes.
Since it's the last time, make him his coffee
the way he usually has it.
- Please, if you don't mind. / - Yes.
- Coffee beans... / - Yes.
Can you hurry up?
I have to make sure the grind is fine.
- It's all ready. / - Alright.
99 degrees.
Warm water.
- It's ready. / - Alright.
Do you have to pour so slowly?
I want to crema to be foamy.
It brings out the flavor of the coffee.
We don't have time for coffee...
Almost, almost... It's almost ready.
Man, that's bitter.
Of course coffee is bitter.
Can I get some sugar?
Sugar?
It's the last time.
Man...
- Get him some sugar. / - Okay.
- Here you go. / - There's your sugar.
But I don't eat white sugar.
Why not?
For my health.
Could I get some brown sugar?
It's for your health?
Here's some brown sugar.
Good.
1, 2..
Two spoons...
I only take one spoonful.
You didn't even ask me.
This is my last time...
Sorry about that.
But still...
This has been the best coffee
I ever drank in my life.
Thank you, both of you.
It's time now. Let's get going.
Just one last thing.
Can I hear my mother's voice?
- Your mother? / - Yes.
Just for a little bit. Please.
- Since it's your last time... / - Yes.
You should talk to your mother.
- Keep it short. / - Yes.
Hello?
Mom.
It's Sangguk.
Oh, it's Sangguk!
M-Mom...
What is it?
Did something happen?
It's nothing.
It's cold out these days, so...
Take care of yourself.
Mom...
I applied for insurance.
Can you check the drawer in my room?
- Insurance? / - Yes.
Why all of a sudden?
Take a look at it.
Oh, I found it. Here it is.
The recipient...
Should be you, mom.
Take a look at the clause on the second page.
The clause...
Can you read it starting from the first line?
- From the first line? / - Yes.
Under the insurance company...
- The person will be provided with... / - Yes.
Insurance for personal injury or auto accident...
- Yes... / - We don't have time for this!
(Love Brothers)
We were born to date. I'm Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
I was born to date,
but I was reborn as a single person!
I'm Yoo Minsang.
- You were born too big. / - Geez...
- Don't be ridiculous! / - A big baby.
I was born for my wife. I'm Park Yeongjin.
Come on. Be honest.
You have no reason to laugh, right?
What are you talking about?
Be honest. You have no reason to laugh, right?
No way. I'm always laughing when I eat.
Forget that.
Sit down.
People, just listen to us
and anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to keep that in mind.
Men and women are very different
when they travel too.
First, when women travel...
They pack underwear, a straightener, selfie stick,
toiletries, a morning outfit, an afternoon outfit,
an evening outfit, an outfit for photos,
a sleeping outfit, other outfits
and many other things.
They pack a ton of stuff.
Isn't that right?
Those that are clapping must agree.
This must be for real.
But what's important...
This is what one woman packs.
- Just one person? / - Yes, just one person.
Then what about guys?
(Tooth brush)
They just bring one toothbrush.
What's important is that this is for two guys.
- What? / - They share it.
That's disgusting!
- We shared too. / - Oh, right.
- Geez! / - Next...
We'll look at how they pick out their lodging.
First, for women..
They want a highly rated place with a kind owner
that's great for photographs
and has great restaurants and cafes nearby.
The bed should be latex with a canopy.
And most importantly, there should be a view
of the beach and no bugs.
They can all relate.
How about for guys?
For men, the most important factor...
Is a place with many women and few guys.
They want a place without competition!
That's why women hate bugs...
- And men hate other men. / - You're right.
- That's the conclusion. / - It's true.
You're being completely ridiculous.
No need to even bring a toothbrush.
Then how will you brush your teeth?
All we do is eat when we travel.
There's no time to brush your teeth!
- That's what you do! / - Move it!
Stop being ridiculous.
People, you don't need to know this stuff.
You don't have to worry about that stuff because
you can be alone and happy.
These days, people have been loving my rants.
When I'm out, people say to me,
"Minsang, I'm single too."
"I'm single too." People say that to me.
- But single people are different. / - Huh?
There are fake single people too.
Let me tell you the difference.
This is the easiest way to find out. Tell me the first
thing that comes to mind when I tell you this.
People, what does Namsan bring to mind?
- Padlocks. / - Yeah.
- Namsan. / - Cable cars.
- Yeah, that too. / - Cable cars?
If this is what comes to mind, you're a fake single.
What?
You know what comes to mind when I think of Namsan?
Namsan pork cutlets.
- That's what comes to mind. / - Oh, pork cutlets.
- Pork cutlets. / - A few people agree.
And the second verse of the national anthem.
♪ The pine tree on top of Namsan ♪
And the CIA.
That's where the CIA used to be.
It was back in my day.
I already found the fake singles.
I'm going to keep talking to the people
that thought of pork cutlets.
But just because you thought of pork cutlets
doesn't mean you're single.
- There are levels of single people. / - Levels?
This is how we discern this.
We can discern the levels if we see
how that person spends their Christmas.
If you're going to stay home for Christmas,
it means you're a low-level single.
The people that stay at home.
Now onto the intermediate level.
What do the intermediate-level singles do?
They go to the LAN center on Christmas.
- What? / - These two don't seem that different?
That's not true. Why do they go to the LAN center?
On Christmas, you get twice the items
and twice the experience points.
That's true.
- That's true. / - That's true.
They have to go for the special event.
It's not because they have nothing to do.
Let's move onto the advanced level.
What do advanced singles do on Christmas?
- They work part-time. / - What?
It's a great opportunity for singles.
Everyone else is out on dates.
And they pay you more on Christmas.
"Can you cover my shift? I'll pay you $100."
It's crazy.
- It's true. / - That's what happens. And...
- There's another level above this. / - What?
It's above the advanced level.
It's Minsang level.
Minsang level.
I start getting ready on December 21st.
I don't sleep from the 21st.
I stay awake from the 21st.
Then on the night of the 23rd, I fall asleep.
Then I wake up on the morning of the 26th.
It's like nothing happened.
This is what you do at the Minsang level.
You hibernate.
You hibernate for the winter.
People, this is my plan for this year.
I'll go to sleep on December 23rd
and wake up on January 2nd!
Then I can sleep through New Year's Eve too!
I've been living like this for 8 years!
You all can do it too!
Let's go, single people!
Geez! Stop it!
Geez! Go sit down!
That's why you're always alone! How frustrating.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I must've saved the country in a past life
to end up with a woman like my wife.
Why did I save the country?
- What? / - That sounds like a bad thing.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I never read a single book.
But now, thanks to my book-loving wife,
books are a big part of my life.
When I'm at home, the door bell
keeps ringing because we keep getting packages.
All stuff my wife ordered.
This is like the book...
"For Whom the Bell Tolls."
So it's that bell.
And when I go to the department store with my wife,
we always stop in front of the luxury brands.
"The Things You Can See Only When You Slow Down."
And last Christmas, my wife said,
"Dear, how about we take a trip to England,
France and Italy on Christmas?"
I went to all 3 countries thanks to my wife.
This is "Romance of the Three Kingdoms."
She bought bags and shoes at Italy.
She bought all sorts of stuff.
It was like "The Merchant of Venice."
What's amazing is that
she didn't buy anything for me.
This is like "Non-possession."
I have nothing, but I'm so happy!
- Gosh... / - I should get home now.
Why?
If I get home late,
it'll be like "Crime and Punishment."
Oh, no.
We're all actually...
Very happy!
(Refreshing Statements)
Gosh... It's so hot.
So hot.
Gosh, so cold.
Dang it...
Excuse me, mister.
It's cold. Let's keep the window closed.
It's hot. Let's keep it open.
I said I'm cold.
I said I'm hot!
I'm breaking into a cold sweat from being cold.
I'm getting a heat rash in November.
I'm on my way to the hospital for my fever.
I'm going to a dermatologist for my heat rash.
I'm sick with a fever,
so I want you to close the window.
What's so hard about that?
Lady, you're the one without a jacket.
Don't complain to me about having a cold.
You're getting me all heated
and it's making my heat rash worse.
Geez, all this over a heat rash.
My cold is from a unique virus.
If it gets worse and people catch it,
that could be the end of the world.
I have a rare heat rash.
My skin could rot and I could turn into a zombie.
Do you want me to transform on this bus?
Geez, you need a shrink, not a dermatologist.
You're out of your mind, mister.
If you're so hot, just take off your jacket.
Or why don't you hang off the top of the bus?
This lady...
You sound like Mozart playing the bongos.
If you're cold, move to a warmer country!
Or try crawling into a volcano.
I just want to open the window that's at my seat.
What's it to you?
Do I have to close all the window on the bus
just because you have a cold?
Do all the people in Korea have to cry
when something sad happens to you?
No, right?
It's so stinking hot,
but you keep closing the window.
All my sweat pores are opening up.
You're starting to tick me off, mister!
Come on! Would you please...
There are other passengers, so please keep it down!
- Keep it down. / - The nerve of this guy.
- This lady's the worst. / - Gosh...
Gosh, does this guy have a heat rash on his eyes?
Doesn't he see all the fine dust outside?
I guess he wants to inhale all the fine dust
with the window wide open. Geez...
Boy, someone's a bit too sensitive.
If you're so worried about fine dust,
put an air purifier on your mouth.
Or chew on a branch from a cypress tree.
What did you just say, mister?
You sound like you bathe in your sink!
What was that for, lady?
What? I just sneezed because I was cold.
It felt like a wave crashed on my head.
Do you have a hose attached to your mouth?
You got my hair all wet.
The smell...
You spat poison on my head.
Look at this. Even your face looks toxic.
I gave you a shower since you're so hot.
And my spit isn't toxic. It's like royal jelly.
It's good for your heat rash, so take some more.
Here you go.
Are you an alien, lady?
Shut your mouth and ring the bell.
Because the next stop will be your last one.
What are you talking about, mister?
Did you get your head stuck in the bus door?
Shut that window and shut your mouth!
How about if I slap you instead?
Do you want me to slap you silly?
- Hit me! Go ahead! / - You think I won't?
Would you two stop fighting?
My goodness!
I told you not to fight! Why do you keep...
It was a lover's quarrel?
Gosh... Why do I feel so hot?
I'm getting off at the next stop.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
The hottest show in the countryside!
Watch the feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
Hiking caps for sale!
- Oh, dear... / - They're great!
Hey! What are you doing?
It's not like that.
You fool!
It has ear flaps too.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We will drive in the nail with our chest.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
What?
Chilsip, I can't do this.
Geez... Hey.
Do you want to drive that in with your chest
or should I snuggle into your chest?
Then I'll do it.
Alright then...
Alright!
(Do not try this at home)
Wow, you're amazing.
One more time!
Gupal did it!
Impressive, Gupal!
Gupal, how did you do it?
We sell trivets too.
Hey!
You can't sell things here!
Just buy one.
- I don't need that. Get out of here. / - Mr. Host!
I made a special trivet just for you.
- Really? / - Yeah! Here.
This is a strange shape for a trivet.
Gosh... This makes it one.
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Get out of here!
Introducing the next show!
They're traditional singers of Korean wave!
The genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today is...
"Princess Pyeonggang and Ondal the Fool."
Great!
Princess Pyeonggang said this
as she made Ondal study!
Yeah!
You're a student and I'm a teacher!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of studying, donating and couples ♪
♪ The best is being... ♪
- Filthy rich! / - Filthy rich!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Ondal the fool went into battle
as he looked upon Princess Pyeonggang and cried.
This is what Princess Pyeonggang said about that!
Yes!
♪ Don't cry, you fool! I'm doing fine ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of Wheesung, Jupiter and a satellite ♪
♪ The best is flexibility ♪
What is this? Nonsense!
Nonsense!
Hold on.
You can't make jokes funnier than this?
We're sorry.
- Watch and learn. / - Okay.
Princess Pyeonggang got depressed...
- So this is what Ondal the fool said! / - Yes!
Open parenthesis... I'm not actually a fool!
Close parenthesis.
How was that?
- So stagnant! / - So stagnant!
How was that stagnant? Get out!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Introducing the next show!
- The next show... / - ♪ The only one, the only one ♪
♪ Soju is my only love ♪
Excuse me, who are you?
I want to put on a show too.
Don't be ridiculous. Get out of here.
I can do a good job! Let me put on a show!
Get out of here! Security!
Who are you?
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
Who are you?
Shadow clones!
Hold on!
These guys did all the hard stuff.
All you did was go, "Chwa, chwa, chwa!"
There you go again.
- I'll show you a back flip then. / - A back flip?
- It's dangerous so stand aside. / - Really?
Wow...
What's going on?
Here's a bag. Now I'll flip it.
A bag flip.
Get out of here!
Introducing the next show.
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ We get angry when we're on empty stomachs ♪
- You all better watch out. / - Calm down.
♪ I want to eat some of your food one day ♪
♪ Oh, bacon ♪
- Whose food is it? / - Yours.
- Don't eat my food. / - Alright, alright.
- I'm on an empty stomach! / - Alright.
Calm down. Calm down.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sea bream, sea bream, sea bream ♪
- ♪ Red sea bream, sea bream ♪ / - Wow!
Sea bream and red sea bream?
- That sounds delicious. / - Butt out.
- Alright, alright. / - Calm down.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ Tomorrow, once again ♪
♪ A new wind will blow ♪
♪ Eat some sirloin and everyone chew, chew, chew ♪
- Sirloin? Where? / - ♪ Eat some sirloin ♪
- Sirloin! / - I don't have any!
- I want some. / - You'd better stop lying.
Calm down. Alright. Calm down.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ If you go to this mountain ♪
♪ Rice cake soup, rice cake soup ♪
♪ If you go to that mountain ♪
♪ Spicy rice cakes, rice cakes ♪
- I want both of those dishes. / - I want some.
- Butt out. / - Calm down. It's no big deal.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ The world is like a book with a decided ending ♪
♪ You can't take it back, because this is reality ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ I have web-foot octopus ♪
♪ I eat web-foot octopus ♪
♪ Please watch me ♪
This stuff is delicious!
I'm not sharing!